Someone has a birthday coming up...
This would make a great present for someone (shipping guaranteed by June 28th):
According to the Wicked Lasers website, this little puppy can:
-Make holes in black trash bags.
-Cut black electrical tape.
-Ignite wooden or paper matches.
-Pop dark colored balloons.
-Melt plastic.
-Light cigars and cigarettes.
-It also has something called "Open-cut healing power" (??)
All this, a 120 nautical mile range, and a six month warranty, could be mine for only $3,499.
No sir/ma'am, this isn't your basic laser pointer. It could probably be used as a pointer, particularly if one has a need to point through someone who happens to be blocking the board.
I'll be offering free laser eye surgery and electrolysis for anyone who helps me get my mitts on one. I promise to use it only for good; not for evil. If the Fox News satellite happened to spontaneously vaporize one night at the same moment I light up a smoke on the deck, I'm sure it would be purely coincidental.
This would make a great present for someone (shipping guaranteed by June 28th):
According to the Wicked Lasers website, this little puppy can:
-Make holes in black trash bags.
-Cut black electrical tape.
-Ignite wooden or paper matches.
-Pop dark colored balloons.
-Melt plastic.
-Light cigars and cigarettes.
-It also has something called "Open-cut healing power" (??)
All this, a 120 nautical mile range, and a six month warranty, could be mine for only $3,499.
No sir/ma'am, this isn't your basic laser pointer. It could probably be used as a pointer, particularly if one has a need to point through someone who happens to be blocking the board.
I'll be offering free laser eye surgery and electrolysis for anyone who helps me get my mitts on one. I promise to use it only for good; not for evil. If the Fox News satellite happened to spontaneously vaporize one night at the same moment I light up a smoke on the deck, I'm sure it would be purely coincidental.
posted by Woof at 10:39 PM
7 Comments:
Ok. You can do my eyes, but only one at a time, and promise to read up on the internet, before you get started. I'll take the electrolysis too.
I hope you get it; the squeaky wheel gets the oil, and all that jazz.
I'll get right on that for you...
Imagine the fun you'd have with the cats...
"poof"
Woops! Kitty's on fire...
gnightgirl: Squeak. SQUEEEEAK!!
momo: Maybe it could be used to cauterize some cat's pee-pee shut?
Can it do skirts?
Is that all you folks thing about up there, s? This is a serious project...
So is mine.
You see, Saudis decided to stick with males selling lingerie and there is also a fatwa which states that it is haram to wear underwear (http://www.sandmonkey.org/2006/05/16/saudi-says-no-to-lingerie-law/#comments).
That and your laser that works on black skirts... Can you imagine?
Someone could lose a leg that way...
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